favorite meal to have for dinner :)
aries: ass
taurus: ass
gemini: ass
cancer: ass
leo: ass
virgo: ass
libra: ass
scorpio: ass
sagittarius: ass
capricorn: ass
aquarius: ass
pisces: ass
favorite meal to have for dinner :)
aries: ass
taurus: ass
gemini: ass
cancer: ass
leo: ass
virgo: ass
libra: ass
scorpio: ass
sagittarius: ass
capricorn: ass
aquarius: ass
pisces: ass
He sounds like a funkier version of Sting when he sang for the Police in this song.
One of my new favorites.
Fantasy phone sex by Internet Shaquille
[p1 (shirtless): then I take off your panties
p2 (with bangs): ah, roll for dexterity.
p1: *rolls dice offscreen* critical miss
p2: you put two pairs of pants on me]
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
Being smothered to death whilst being forced to eat the ass of a thick black women
Ass-phixiation
i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
Lately I feel like when I sit and close my eyes.
I think about my life and the choices I have made.
Majorly joining the military, it is vital for my future. It gives me stability, insurance, and great sense of pride. Yet every day it stares me in the face and reminds me that this guy I am turning into is someone I never wanted to be.
Frankly I feel trapped. I have already made the decision and I REALLY can’t get away from this one. This has got me feeling broken down. Ashamed of the man I see in the mirror everyday. That I gave up.
By all means I am not complaining, and I can do a lot of things with my military career. I’m good at it naturally.
That for some reason scares the hell out of me.
I can sympathize with Prometheus right now.
Bound.
fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.
this is fascinating
